I just put up a blog post on your "chances of becoming a successful writer." Bottom line, success is how you measure it which always sounds like a weasel clause. I think you nailed it when you said long, bitchy rants about not making money earn you the most money--they resonate with every writer who has seen pure crap rise to the top. Keep ranting.

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